
Author: Mark Heath
Gargoyles Are Tough
If you’d like to see this cartoon in its native environment, it appears in the current issue of The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, in slightly altered form. If you’d like to wear the cartoon, but you’re worried that the magazine isn’t your size, you can find this at the NeatoShop.
A Pumpkin Doesn’t Need To Be Perfect, Only Good
“All I Got Was Rocks.”

A little something to wear when you’re handing out rocks this Halloween, via the Neato Shop.
Wit of the Years-long Staircase

My intent was to show that nothing changes for Lumpy when Spot imagines rain; he’s still under the toad stool. But looking at it this morning, I think it would have worked better to have Lumpy say, “I wished for sunny skies and now I’m stuck in the shade.” Check in a few years from now. I might have something better.


