Case Closed. Probably

Case Closed

Oh My.

When I see someone without a shirt, especially if that someone is green and damp, I need to put on a shirt of my own; to take off the eldritch chill.

This is Why the Moon Hates the Beach

Not Even Free Fall is Entirely Free

There’s a price to everything in Nature, including this t-shirt at the Neato Shop.

And if you’re the sort to read the tags that accompany posts, here’s why I added OPTIMISM:

Of course, now that I’m looking at it, I should also add INSANE and BATMAN VILLAIN.

If touching eyes isn’t enough to get noticed, try touching T‘s.