Stephen Gould, of course, was a master of punctuation. I’m not, (however) which is why; I can — write — jokes…?like this, (t-shirt via the NeatoShop.)
If you’d like to see this cartoon in its native environment, it appears in the current issue of The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, in slightly altered form. If you’d like to wear the cartoon, but you’re worried that the magazine isn’t your size, you can find this at the NeatoShop.
A little something to wear when you’re handing out rocks this Halloween, via the Neato Shop.