Make a Wish Club

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Book clubs, pre-internet, were like the internet: if you lived in a small town and loved science fiction and fantasy, it was like plugging into the greater world. Of course, like most boons, it came with a price, especially if you were the ADD sort and inclined to misplace those Decline This Order cards.

Make a Wish.

Make sure your wish is this: you know that a falling star is a meteor, then a meteorite, then a tombstone.

This is a rewrite of another cartoon: When you wish upon a star, make sure you know the difference between a meteor and a meteorite. I like the joke, but I prefer the brevity of the rewrite.