A work in progress with place-holder text, but the gist is there. This is meant for a t-shirt, so I’ll likely whittle down the words. Something like…
WATSON: Astounding, Holmes! How did you find it?
HOLMES: Higgs claimed he never left the laboratory. Yet I noticed traces of dried mud on his pant cuff. Also, CERN.
When the elusive particle is finally discovered, you’ll want to dress for the occasion.